
Before you apply, go over the below list to make sure that you are not automatically disqualified from applying. You will be disqualified if:
- You have been convicted of a felony (well, duh)
- You used illegal drugs (this is talking about constant use, and not a dorm party 10 years ago)
- You have defaulted on a student loan (if you can't pay back the government, what makes you think they'll give you a job.
- You have failed an FBI-administered urinalysis drug test (Failing this means your too stupid to join. Who would be doing drugs before a piss test?)
- You have failed to register with the Selective Service System (this is not the time or place for making a political stance)